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Up page 16 Kitar87

markLuetke — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:39:38 +0000

HAIR-BALL

SHORTAGE

Mayor Janusch

KITAR87 The kitten reactors on sector 15 of Cortar on Kitar87 failed this morning. “We just can’t maintain the pressure without adequate hair-ball supplication” say scientists. “We have tried time and time again to find an alternative fuel source but there is just nothing that compares to a soggy feline hair-ball.” One scientist even tried experimenting with creating his own hair-balls using a variety of materials. “I have been licking a number of exotic mammals from canines to marmosets but my own gastric fluids cannot compare to the binding properties found in a felines fuzzy tummy.”

Without enough hair-ball fuel Cortar and the rest of Kitar87 may soon find itself without the resources to maintain it’s artificial atmosphere. The destruction of the biosphere may lead to asphyxiation and the internal detonation of each and every Kitarians cranium.

“We’re doomed” says Cortar Mayor Janusch.

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Up page 15 BREAKING NEWS

markLuetke — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:29:20 +0000

BREAKING NEWS

In a frightening bid to secure the last remaining felines in the Milky Way several spacemen tackled two unsuspecting housewives fleeing the pursuit of a gigantic robotic blue dragon. Despite their advanced duct weaponry and cunning space skills the two extra terrestrials were outwitted when the women, rather than falling over relinquishing the kitties instead let loose with a fresh can of mace. The two extra solar beings responded in kind with a quick twist of their advanced duct weaponry and managed to stick a bit of stuckery to the hind of one of the kitties. This was quickly followed by a swift pursuit of yet one more kitty which was doomed to failure as the kitten reactors on their home planet of Kitar87 began to crumble as they slowly ran out of feline fuel.

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Up page 5 Balance is the key

markLuetke — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:50:55 +0000

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Up page 4 You know

markLuetke — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:01:52 +0000

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Up page 3 Please. Just. Eat. Me.

markLuetke — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:49 +0000

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Up page 15 Quick! Get the other one!

markLuetke — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:00:19 +0000

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Please support the American Clean Energy and Securities Act of 2009

markLuetke — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:13:59 +0000

Johnny Goodwin, a good friend of mine is putting together a letter writing campaign in support of the American Clean Energy and Securities Act of 2009 He will be hand delivering all the letters himself so lets make sure he needs a few boxes and some help to get it done.

Please show your support for Clean Energy Legislation by writing a short letter to either Senator Jim Webb or Mark Warner asking them to support the American Clean Energy and Securities Act of 2009 and why you think it is important that America starts the shift to Renewable Resources and Cleaner Energy Technologies. We are trying to put caps on carbon emissions, give companies tax credits that “go Green” and bring 1000s of jobs to VA in a new Green Economy. So I urge you to encourage your Senator to support this Bill in the next meeting of the Senate by emailing your letters to:

tinkermountain@gmail.com

Up page 14 Duct Tape

markLuetke — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:00:27 +0000

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Up page 13 FFT! FFT! MEOW!

markLuetke — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:16:58 +0000

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Up page 20 We just need someone to love!!

markLuetke — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:00:43 +0000

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