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In a frightening bid to secure the last remaining felines in the Milky Way several spacemen tackled two unsuspecting housewives fleeing the pursuit of a gigantic robotic blue dragon. Despite their advanced duct weaponry and cunning space skills the two extra terrestrials were outwitted when the women, rather than falling over relinquishing the kitties instead let loose with a fresh can of mace. The two extra solar beings responded in kind with a quick twist of their advanced duct weaponry and managed to stick a bit of stuckery to the hind of one of the kitties. This was quickly followed by a swift pursuit of yet one more kitty which was doomed to failure as the kitten reactors on their home planet of Kitar87 began to crumble as they slowly ran out of feline fuel.
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